Coldplay Revisited a/k/a the Wundergoat Rant

So I as most others who attended, with the exception of that dipshit who sat next to the Frat guy and his love-crazed girlfriend, thought the Coldplay concert was outstanding. However, it appears the Dipshit next to the frat guy or DNTFG has a friend in Wundergoat. I understand that the goat likes his jam bands and is interested in hearing different renditions of songs at concerts and I have no problem with that. What I have a problem with is his assesment that Coldplay didn't do this. The version of Clocks I heard was unlike any I have ever heard on any live album, radio station or any Coldplay DVD that currently exists. In My Place sounded completely different than it did on their live DVD from the 03 tour. Yellow, the same way. Scientist and Politik too. Simply, put they did play different renditions of songs, its just that the 119 pound goat was too smashed off his 4 crown shots and 5 bud lights to realize it. Still feeling the effects of having to cut all that weight for the state wrestling tournament last week I imagine.

Now to his argument that a world-class musician shouldn't need to jump around the stage and dance in the crowd. This is where he has just gone completely fucking nuts. First off, I sat next to the little bastard the whole concert, or at least until he left in the middle of the encore, and he hopped around like a fucking rabbit trying to lay cadburry egg(yes, I know a rabbit is a mammal) and he was squeezed into a 24 inch wide area between two people three times his size. If he had a 2000 sq. foot stage to play on like the band did, do you think he may do some running, hopping, and masturbating? I think the answer is an obvious yes. Furthermore, this worldlcass musician comment just has no basis. Ok, so Yanni and Yo Yo Ma don't parade around the stage and jump into the crowd, but they are also playing these big fucking wooden instruments which force them to sit in one place the whole goddamn time. And come on, it is a concert! You want entertainment. You want the performers to perform, jump around, get into to it, let the crowd feed off their energy. Coldplay is a rock band, they rock and to get the crowd energized, they must be active. If this was a Mr. Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders John Denver concert it would be different, but its not. Maybe Wundergoat just isn't cut out for high-energy shows and should stick to the theatre and intimate venue settings where fans are encouraged to remain sitting.

So I guess what I am trying to say is: Shut-up Danny. There are other good bands out there besides the DMB.