I hate purple
I have spent some time evaluating my favorite colors this morning and I have decided I mostly like all the colors, except purple. I understand that purple is the "gay color" and that it is not politically correct to hate on gay symbols. Actually, I don't think it is even cool anymore, but none of that matters to me. Despite the fact that I have transformed into a raging liberal, I must continue to hate purple even though it is the official color of gay nation. The reason being that purple is also the color of an evil enemy, well actually two evil enemies: K-State football and Beth Keating. I assume those of you who have heard about K-State stealing our QB will also hate the color purple because it is associated with K-State. Those of you named Chris Onken will hate purple for the other reason.